God dammit! Fuck you to anyone who recommended Watchmen and/or Inglourious Basterds. Undeveloped characters you couldn't care less about, doing incoherent and yet terminally predictable crap that isn't going anywhere, resulting in a three hour "was there an actual story in there?" waste of time. Fuck, I could've watched paint dry instead.

Ah well. So much for my brief Hollywood-movie-catch-up-stint, what was I thinking... Quick, back to games!